before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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