Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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