btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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