My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
only you would photoshop your dick
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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