well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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