Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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