i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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