Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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