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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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