You're so nebulous sometimes
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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