break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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