Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
