i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My breasts were aching with rage.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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