Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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