whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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