remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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