i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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