Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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