i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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