I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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