i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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