Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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