dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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