; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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