Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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