After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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