you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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