so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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