i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
tell me about the eggs
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