Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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