I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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