that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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