what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Pooping to opera.
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