Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
