Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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