She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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