why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
True college students do jello shots in the library
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