Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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