I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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