So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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