Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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