My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
as a side note pls kill me
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