dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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