I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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