Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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