from now on my penis is your penis
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Damn victory sex feels great
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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