i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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