Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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