eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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