Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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