PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He has the fingertips of a God
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