margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
People in love make me want to vomit
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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