Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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