K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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