Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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