covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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