Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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