Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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