They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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