Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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