What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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