Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Send help, water and tortillas.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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