oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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