I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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