You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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